Note: Cover -- Title Page -- Dedication -- WARNING -- WHAT SORT OF BOOK IS THIS? -- This book is for four types of people -- This is not a normal book -- What this book is about -- A warning about facts -- Death and rude words -- Beginning page -- What are sharks? -- Famous types of shark -- Where can you find sharks? -- Great white shark -- How far away from sharks can I get? -- Are you afraid of sharks? -- Are you still afraid of sharks? -- I needed to find out more about sharks -- Shark teeth -- Bee nice -- What's so scary about sharks? -- Tiger shark -- Jaws -- TV shows about sharks -- TV shows for seals -- Moving forwards -- Daytona, FL -- Where is your imagination? -- Different types of teeth -- The lightning channel -- Don't worry! -- Sharks are really old -- Lemon shark -- Kuala Lumpur -- How many people get eaten by sharks? -- How many sharks get eaten by people? -- Hammerhead shark -- How big are sharks? -- Who is eating all these sharks and why? -- Shark finning -- Yao Ming -- A menu of endangered species -- Anatomy of a shark -- Why are sharks endangered? -- The Wolves of Yellowstone -- Do sharks sleep? -- Oakley's Mum -- How do sharks navigate? -- My phobia of sharks -- Whale shark -- Wobbegong -- A dead shark landing on your head -- Would a shark kill you if it landed on your head? -- Shark skin -- Australian beach party -- Sharks in New Zealand -- Irrational fear of sharks -- How much do sharks eat? -- Bull shark -- The Airedale Air Museum -- How I got over my phobia of sharks -- Most endangered shark -- Thresher shark -- Shark poo -- Where is Adelaide? -- Sharks do not think we are tasty -- Oceanic whitetip -- Fish friends -- Shark oil -- Shark eyes -- Nice shark films -- The Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 -- My Best Friend Is A Shark -- Cookie-cutter shark -- Why is there so much plastic in the sea?. , But how does plastic end up in the ocean? -- Shipwrecked Lego -- Rays -- Why aren't there any dangerous animals in the UK? -- Shark-attack hotspots around the world -- Survival of the fittest -- Different sharks/different food -- A funny story about voiceovers -- How many seas are there? -- Collective nouns -- Can you keep pet sharks? -- Mako sharks -- Things we are afraid of and why -- How sharks do good in the ocean -- Shark Spa Day -- The Sharks from West Side Story -- The Grammarhead Shark -- Things that are more likely to kill you than sharks -- Why grown-ups rest their eyes -- Blacktip reef shark -- Loan sharks -- Frugal Sharkish -- Megamouth shark -- Things we don't love and wouldn't save if they were endangered -- Something that hunts great whites -- Hawaii sharks -- Negative language used to describe sharks -- Making things up just to sound funny -- Different types of shark attack -- Retrieving bricks from the bottom of the pool in your pyjamas -- How to defend yourself against a shark attack - myths and truths -- Who the crumbling plimpturtle is Shirley Bassey? -- School shark -- Trying to understand really big numbers -- Something worse than sharks -- What sharks are like when they are old -- The oldest shark -- Extreme coconuts -- Primal fear -- Why I avoid vending machines -- Ten things you didn't know about sharks -- How to avoid being mistaken for lunch -- Jokes about sharks -- Cheating at swimming races -- Hooves! -- Vending-nado! -- Jersey Shore Cow Massacre! -- Traffic light attack! -- Toffee fudge dolphin -- Baby Shark -- Blake Chapman -- Lemon meringue pie shark -- DeWalt Drill Driver shark -- Cabbage shark -- Fart-chuckling shark -- What you can do to help endangered species -- Things that aren't in this book much -- How to overcome fear -- Swimming with sharks -- Things that should not be in this book. , The last page of the book -- eCopyright.

Note: Intro -- Cover -- Dedication -- Title Page -- What sort of book is this? -- This book is for four types of people -- You don't read this book like a normal book -- A warning about facts -- Beginning page -- Some stuff about planet Earth -- How old is planet Earth? -- How long have humans been here? -- What are you worried about? -- What worries me and what I'm doing about it -- What is the climate crisis? -- Greenhouse gases -- Dogs that eat greenhouse gases -- Tipping points -- Other crises caused by humans -- Can we just go to another planet? -- Can we 'science' our way out of this? -- Climate change exhibition at the Airedale Air Museum -- Can we just ignore it all? -- Toilets -- Power -- Heating and cooling -- Weather chaos -- Clothing -- Soil -- Plastic -- Food -- Travel -- Water -- Harvesting water -- Building -- Cob -- Design -- Fish -- Deforestation -- What is an eco-village? -- Diverse thinking -- Empathy -- How my mum made me drink water -- Litter bugs -- Easy sheet mulch bed -- Past wisdom -- Grandpa's adventures in poo -- Worm songs about worms -- What can we do about it all? -- Bucheto's climate machines -- Poo composting -- How many Earths are you using? -- What is your fair share? -- Ethical cake recipe -- Grow your own veg -- Rewilding -- Writing to your person in power -- Lower the voting age! -- Peaceful protesting -- How to persuade your grown-ups to do something different -- Permaculture -- Veganism -- How can veganism save the planet? -- Earthships -- Worm composting system -- Live less fussy -- My problem with avocados -- Bee-ing a proper vegan -- Farming vs foraging -- My food forest -- When to plant a forest -- Made-up types of greenhouse gas -- Eco-worrying -- Things you can actually do -- Things that aren't in this book but should be -- Things that shouldn't be in this book -- The last but one page -- The last page. , eCopyright.